Stuff it Buffett

Jimmy Buffett has cultivated his laid back, live and let live persona for as long as I can remember. But a few years back a local band that did covers of his songs had the temerity to call themselves the "Parrotheads". Somehow this transgression was discovered by Buffett or one of his minions and the band was enjoined to cease and desist. Now the same fate has occurred to a band named "Parrotville".

Well, Mr. live and let live, you're a freakin' hypocrite. Why not trademark "Parrotburgh" or "Parrottown"? Or just "Parrot".

By the way, Jimmy, if you're still looking for your lost shaker of salt, I know where it is. It's up your ass, right next to your head.