Hey, At Least I Waited For John-Paul To Be Buried.

The College of Cardinals will now need to select a new Pope. It's unlikely an American will be named due to Iraq, our approach to reproduction, and our nation's generally secular nature.

And you know, that's OK. There are far more devout Catholics in the third world who need the help of the church more than we do.

Anyway, who needs a Pope Pedophile I .